About Me

About Me

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It's Natalie bitch!!!

Yo!!! My name is Natalie and I like fruits and vegetables! I'm 13 years old. I'm a girl in case you haven't noticed :P. I'm really funny and random. I have lots of friends, but I always still manage to find time in my busy life to harass other students and teachers. I just don't know what people would do without me...

I love school. It's like totally awesome. Almost as awesome as me. I like to dance around the hallways between classes. Oh and I'm always dropping my books on people's feet "accidently". Yes, I am one hell of a bitch. But just remember, you might be a bitch, but I am the bitch.

I'm a crazy mix of goth and scene...and a bit ghetto lol. My attitude always gets me in trouble. I like lots of different music rock, rap, reggae, disco...pretty much everything except country. Country is for losers who think a good time is putting on some ugly-ass boots and playing in horse shit. Haha, I just crack myself up.

My favorite things to do are sleep, sing, dance, look at myself in the mirror, and just be a total idiot. I can easily see myself as Paris Hilton in the future lol.

I have a dog. Her name is Billie Jean and she's a great dane. I like to paint her nails lol. Another thing about her is that she always trys to bite my ass...and find that deeply disturbing.

Like I said before, I love music!!! So here are some of my favorite artists....

Michael Jackson

Janet Jackson

KC and the Sunshine Band

Bee Gees

Diana Ross

Marilyn Manson

Ozzy Osbourne

Korn

Blue October

My Chemical Romance

Evanesence